Archaeological evidence suggests Jackson is immortal
Evidence was discovered Friday, by a group of tourists wandering the Field Museum in Chicago, that suggests Michael Jackson may actually be an ancient Egyptian. Further investigation is being undertaken to confirm the theory, but striking features such as the cartoon like eyes, narrow lips, and lack of nose have led most to conclude beyond a doubt that this artifact is a burial carving intended to adorn Jackson's coffin. Museum officials declined to comment at this time.
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